Wednesday, January 16, 2008

The Top 16 Other Rejected Children's Books

16> Charlotte's Website
15> The Cat That Shat in the Hat: A Kid's Guide to Scatology
14> Chicken Soup for the Kitchen Floor
13> Jacking and Jilling: The Dummy's Guide to Masturbation
12> What The Hell Is Mommy's Problem, Anyway?
11> The Mouse, the Motorcycle, and the Organ Donor Card
10> You're Different?And All the Other Kids Hate You!
9> The Big Book of Things to Put in Your Ear
8> How to Write With Your Wee-Wee
7> What's That Bag For, Grandpa?
6> Tobacco Man vs. the FDA Gang
5> What Lucy Needs is Some Hot Monkey Love, Charlie Brown
4> Harry Potter and the Allegations of Plagiarism
3> Everything I Ever Needed to Know I Learned in Ms. LeTourneau's Class
2> Horton Hires A Ho
1> Where the Curly Red Fur Grows

Late edition:
4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.

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