Useful work phrases

1. How about never? Is never good for you?
2. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
3. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
4. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
5. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
6. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
7. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
8. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
9. I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth.
10. Ahhh . . . I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again...
11. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
12. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
13. You sound reasonable. . . Time to up my medication.
14. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
15. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
16. Who me? I just wander from room to room.
17. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.